Life Shell

Life Shell

5th-level Abjuration

Casting Time: 1 Action
Range: Self
Components: V, S, Special (Caster must be naked for spell to work)
Duration: 1 hour (concentration)

You bring into being a mobile, hemispherical energy field, 10 feet radius and centered on the caster, that prevents the entrance of anything or anyone except for living creatures. No nonliving substances, be they arrows, magic items or clothes may pass into barrier, though energy attacks penetrate unimpeded. Any items within the barrier when it is created are unaffected. As with many abjuration spells, forcing the barrier against creatures the spell keeps at bay strains and collapses the field.

At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 6nd level or higher, the spell duration can be up to 24 hours.

Beauty’s Caress

Beauty’s Caress

3rd-level Transmutation

Casting Time: 1 Action
Range: Touch
Components: V, S
Duration: 1 hour (concentration)

When touched, the target becomes much more attractive, poised, and self confident. Anyone gazing at target must make a Charisma saving throw or become charmed as long as the target is within line of sight. Charmed creatures will go out of their way to be nice to spells target, but may not be convinced to do anything that would bring them harm. If target would ask for anything that might go against their personality and not causing direct harm are allowed another spell save. Anyone harmed by target or any of his allies is no longer charmed and is immune to the effect for next 24 hours.

Ray of Nipple Hardening

Ray of Nipple Hardening

Cantrip Evocation

Casting Time: 1 Action
Range: 30 feet
Components: V, S
Duration: Instantaneous

When casting this spell you have to roll your spell attack with an advantage. This spell produces a slightly chilly light blue ray that plays across the chest of the target, causing their nipples to swell to sensitive and visible prominence. If you are level 5 caster or higher, you only have to be within range and have clear sight of the target and there is no visual effect.

Percy’s Personal Prophylactic

Percy’s Personal Prophylactic

Cantrip Abjuration

Casting Time: 1 Action
Range: Touch
Components: V, S, M (Arcane Material Component: A knotted piece of string placed nearby.)
Duration: 1 sexual activity

After being besieged in his tower by barmaids carrying young babies while suffering his fifteenth bout of “creeping cock nobbler,” Percival Magister decided enough was enough. Working hard to try and ignore the shouting from outside, he first hid all his treasure on the ethereal plane and then set about ensuring this would never happen to another young “mage about town”.

Finally the breakthrough came and this commonly used cantrip came into being. When it is cast, the one protected by it cannot contract any sexually transmitted disease their dabbling cannot result in pregnancy.

Onestrum’s Personal Fluidic Enhancer

Onestrum’s Personal Fluidic Enhancer

Cantrip Transmutation

Casting Time: 1 Action
Range: Self
Components: V, S
Duration: 1 hour

Striving to understand every aspect of humanoid sexuality, the infamous Onestrum Fiddler embarked on an exhaustive study on the sexual issue of every single humanoid species before making a stunning discovery.

The bigger ones by and large produced more.
Driven by the desire to do so himself and to give others the same possibility, he distilled the essence of these larger creatures via magical processes and discovered a way to confer their prodigious levels of spooge production on lesser beings.
Now, any mage with a basic understanding of magic is capable of producing amounts of sexual effluvia that would make a Titan proud.