Prismatic Chastity Belt

Prismatic Chastity Belt

7th-level Abjuration

Casting Time: 1 Action
Range: 10 feet
Components: V, S
Duration: 24 hours

Paranoid king Randai married a much younger and very beautiful princess. Seeing the lusty looks on the faces of his knights and the castle staff he charged the court wizards with finding  a solution to the problem.

After much research they came up with a novel application of the principles behind prismatic sphere, spray and wall. Anyone attempting to have their way with the princess would have their genitalia roasted by flames, burned by acid, electrocuted, poisoned, turned to stone and teleported to another plane.
Overjoyed the king showered his wizards with gold and immediately left on an expedition, knowing his wife was safe. Whereupon, immune to the effects of their own spell, the wizards retired to the princess’ quarters for the time of their lives.
None-the-less, the spell remains popular with jealous husbands all over the land.

Power Word, Orgasm

Power Word, Orgasm

7th-level Evocation

Casting Time: 1 Action
Range: 60 feet
Components: V
Duration: Instantaneous

With a single utterance so profoundly obscene,
shocking and pornographic that even the gods
of love blush to hear it, the mage causes the
target to turn into a melting pool of orgasmic
bliss.

Target Creature becomes overwhelmed by lust magical energies and depending on his health target is affected differently:
Target is completely unharmed. Target becomes stunned and falls prone convulsing and moaning with pleasure. Target can attempt to end this effect at the end of his each turn by making a Constitution save with disadvantage.
Target is at ¾ total health. Target becomes stunned and falls prone convulsing and moaning with pleasure. Target can attempt to end this effect at the end of his each turn by making a Constitution save.
Target is at ½ total health. Target becomes stunned and falls prone convulsing and moaning with pleasure. Target can attempt to end this effect at the end of his each turn by making a Constitution save with advantage.
Target that has taken more than ½ of his health is immune to Power Word, Orgasm.
Being hit or harmed in any way allows target to instantly make a Constitution save to end the effects of this spell, otherwise the target is limited to groaning in ecstasy and getting their hosiery damp and are considered to be prone. Power word, orgasm is a powerful but messy way of ensuring a retreat from battle, a surefire way of pleasing a partner and a good way to ensure they are not faking it.