Life Shell

Life Shell

5th-level Abjuration

Casting Time: 1 Action
Range: Self
Components: V, S, Special (Caster must be naked for spell to work)
Duration: 1 hour (concentration)

You bring into being a mobile, hemispherical energy field, 10 feet radius and centered on the caster, that prevents the entrance of anything or anyone except for living creatures. No nonliving substances, be they arrows, magic items or clothes may pass into barrier, though energy attacks penetrate unimpeded. Any items within the barrier when it is created are unaffected. As with many abjuration spells, forcing the barrier against creatures the spell keeps at bay strains and collapses the field.

At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 6nd level or higher, the spell duration can be up to 24 hours.

Night Visitor

Night Visitor

5th-level Illusion (Ritual)

Casting Time: 10 minutes
Range: This plane
Components: V, S, M (Material Component: A piece of cheese and a feather to be burned.)
Duration: Instantaneous

This spell creates a shadowy dream visitor that goes to the target in the night and engages them in vigorous rumpy-pumpy until they awake in the morning, exhausted and pleasured beyond the capacity to seek more.

Target must make an Intelligence save or become affected by the spell. Those affected by this spell do not gain the benefits of a long rest. And also may not take another long rest for next 16 hours. Also target may not be target of the spell after he was affected for next 24 hours.

Kiss of Life

Kiss of Life

5th-level Necromancy

Casting Time: 1 Action
Range: Touch
Components: V, S
Duration: Instantaneous

The caster can bring back to life a very recently deceased creature by kissing it. The caster can bring back to life creatures that have been dead for up to 1 minute.

Spell functions like Raise dead spell except for limitations noted.
Bringing someone back from the dead in this manner is very draining to the caster. Caster then has to make a Constitution save DC 15 + Relationship modifier. Below is a list of modifiers:
Relationsip Modifier
Stranger +5
Acquaintance +2
Follower/Friend -2
Animal Companion 0
Party Member / Close ally 0
Blood relative -2
Cohort -2
Sexual Partner -3
Committed Lover -5

If the the relationship is a mix of two or more use the lowest applicable modifier.

If the save fails, caster gets 4d6 Necrotic damage. Should this have reduced ability to 0 or lower, the caster dies.

Instant Lovenest

Instant Lovenest

5th-level Conjuration (Ritual)

Casting Time: 10 minutes
Range: 30 feet
Components: V, S, M (Arcane Material Component: A handful of gold coins, around 12 gold pieces, flung into the room.)
Duration: 12 hours

So you have hooked your dream date and got them back to your magical tower. You invite them in for a “refreshing herbal infusion,” smile sexily and open the door only to remember to your horror that, not only have you not washed the sheets in six months, but your tower is littered with empty boxes from the dwarven takeaway.

With a word, a gesture and a handful of gold coins this helpful spell covers all that up in a whirl of magical energy. Unseen servants rush about the place hurling ashtrays and takeaway boxes out of the window and spraying a subtle musk about the place. Raw magical energy lights the candles, sexy red silk sheets drape the bed and soft romantic music begins to play.

Illusory Harem

Illusory Harem

5th-level Illusion (Ritual)

Casting Time: 1 minute
Range: 30 feet
Components: V, S, M (Arcane Material Component: A scrap of silk, a pinch of spice and a grain of sand.)
Duration: 8 hours

Spell targets a single room. Humanoid looking at the room may make an Intelligence save. If the save is successful target becomes blinded by spell effect. If the save is successful target is not compelled to interact with the Illusionary Harem. To attempt to completely disbelieve the spell you must pass another intelligence save.

This spell reaches into the subconscious of a creature and fills the targeted room with illusory soft cushions, fragrant perfumes and a bevy (2d6) of beauties/studs all drawn from the desires and needs hidden in the subject’s mind. Each creature viewing the room sees something according to their own preferences, which can lead to some interesting situations when there is an incompatibility between two viewers ideas.
Those who succumb, willingly or unwillingly, to the effect of the spell are then free to enjoy whatever sports they so desire with the illusory harem until such time as it dissipates, which can lead to some awkward moments and some expensive dry cleaning.