Ray of Nipple Hardening

Ray of Nipple Hardening

Cantrip Evocation

Casting Time: 1 Action
Range: 30 feet
Components: V, S
Duration: Instantaneous

When casting this spell you have to roll your spell attack with an advantage. This spell produces a slightly chilly light blue ray that plays across the chest of the target, causing their nipples to swell to sensitive and visible prominence. If you are level 5 caster or higher, you only have to be within range and have clear sight of the target and there is no visual effect.

Percy’s Personal Prophylactic

Percy’s Personal Prophylactic

Cantrip Abjuration

Casting Time: 1 Action
Range: Touch
Components: V, S, M (Arcane Material Component: A knotted piece of string placed nearby.)
Duration: 1 sexual activity

After being besieged in his tower by barmaids carrying young babies while suffering his fifteenth bout of “creeping cock nobbler,” Percival Magister decided enough was enough. Working hard to try and ignore the shouting from outside, he first hid all his treasure on the ethereal plane and then set about ensuring this would never happen to another young “mage about town”.

Finally the breakthrough came and this commonly used cantrip came into being. When it is cast, the one protected by it cannot contract any sexually transmitted disease their dabbling cannot result in pregnancy.

Onestrum’s Personal Fluidic Enhancer

Onestrum’s Personal Fluidic Enhancer

Cantrip Transmutation

Casting Time: 1 Action
Range: Self
Components: V, S
Duration: 1 hour

Striving to understand every aspect of humanoid sexuality, the infamous Onestrum Fiddler embarked on an exhaustive study on the sexual issue of every single humanoid species before making a stunning discovery.

The bigger ones by and large produced more.
Driven by the desire to do so himself and to give others the same possibility, he distilled the essence of these larger creatures via magical processes and discovered a way to confer their prodigious levels of spooge production on lesser beings.
Now, any mage with a basic understanding of magic is capable of producing amounts of sexual effluvia that would make a Titan proud.

Fascinating Cleavage/Package

Fascinating Cleavage/Package

Cantrip Transmutation

Casting Time: 1 Action
Range: Touch
Components: V, S
Duration: 1 hour

Cast upon a suitable décolletage or lunchbox, this spell renders the area utterly fascinating to those who would be normally attracted to such sights, regardless of the actual state of the area in question.

Those who gaze upon the enchanted crotch or breasts will find themselves oddly fascinated, and vulnerable to buying drinks and doing other favors for the subject of this spell.
The recipient receives a +2 to Charisma checks made to impress those gazing at the touched humanoid. Those gazing at the target can attempt a Wisdom saving throw to negate this effect.

Flirtatious Glance

Flirtatious Glance

Cantrip Enchantment

Casting Time: 1 Action
Range: 30 feet
Components: S
Duration: Instantaneous

Some times even a whispered message is not subtle enough, and you can only use the Innuendo skill so much. In circumstances like this flirtatious glance is a real boon. With a single glance the caster is able to leave the target in absolutely no uncertainty as to exactly what they would like to do with them, all without a word being said.

The caster can send a single image, or few moments long story to the target by glancing at them and catching their attention.