Vinegar Strokes

1st-level Enchantment

Casting Time: 1 Action
Range: 60 feet
Components: V, S, M (Arcane Material Component: A few drops of vinegar.)
Duration: 10 minutes

This simple yet effective spell causes the target not to orgasm but rather to enter the tense and nerve tingling set of sensations just before orgasm.

While affected the target is unable to do much except make ‘Ooh! Aah!’ sounds hop from foot to foot and produce a series of comedic and embarrassing facial expressions. The target of the spell must make a Wisdom save or become unable to take move and bonus actions, and has disadvantage to attack and check rolls. While under the effect of the spell target may try to end the effect at the end of each of his turns by making a Wisdom save.
Some particularly lonely or busy blue magi use this to expedite a speedier end to romantic encounters leaving them more time free to devote to serious research.
At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 2nd level or higher, add 1 more target for each level above level 1.