Percy’s Personal Prophylactic
Casting Time: 1 Action
Components: V, S, M (Arcane Material Component: A knotted piece of string placed nearby.)
Duration: 1 sexual activity
After being besieged in his tower by barmaids carrying young babies while suffering his fifteenth bout of “creeping cock nobbler,” Percival Magister decided enough was enough. Working hard to try and ignore the shouting from outside, he first hid all his treasure on the ethereal plane and then set about ensuring this would never happen to another young “mage about town”.