Instant Lovenest

5th-level Conjuration (Ritual)

Casting Time: 10 minutes
Range: 30 feet
Components: V, S, M (Arcane Material Component: A handful of gold coins, around 12 gold pieces, flung into the room.)
Duration: 12 hours

So you have hooked your dream date and got them back to your magical tower. You invite them in for a “refreshing herbal infusion,” smile sexily and open the door only to remember to your horror that, not only have you not washed the sheets in six months, but your tower is littered with empty boxes from the dwarven takeaway.

With a word, a gesture and a handful of gold coins this helpful spell covers all that up in a whirl of magical energy. Unseen servants rush about the place hurling ashtrays and takeaway boxes out of the window and spraying a subtle musk about the place. Raw magical energy lights the candles, sexy red silk sheets drape the bed and soft romantic music begins to play.