Bernadette’s Illusory Nakedness

2nd-level Illusion (Ritual)

Casting Time: 10 minutes
Range: Self
Components: V, S, F (Focus: A pair of spectacles)
Duration: 2 hours

“Imagine them naked” is advice often given to thespians or those undergoing a job interview. Lacking imagination and facing an interview for the job of court wizard to prince Phuror of Goldenburg the illusionist Bernadette researched this little spell to enable her to overcome her nerves.

When cast, this spell allows the caster to see everyone as they would appear if they were naked as a jaybird, increasing the caster’s confidence and perhaps allowing them to see things they would rather they had not. The caster receives an Advantage to Charisma (Deception, Persuasion, Intimidate) and Wisdom(Insight) checks.
The spell had mixed results for Bernadette. She felt much more confident until she finally got to talk to the prince, who was hung so minutely he would have been hard pressed to sexually satisfy the eye of a needle. Reduced to tearful giggling, Bernadette was forced to flee and later found gainful employment as a magical advisor to the Third Army of Silverton.