Baykdoyre’s Ultimate Lubrication

1st-level Conjuration

Casting Time: 1 Action
Range: Touch
Components: V, S, M (A small vial of lard or animal fat)
Duration: 10 minutes

If target is unwilling caster must make a spell attack against the target. On successful touch target is covered by grease and must make a Dexterity save each time they are about to take Action, Move and Bonus action. Should the target fail it falls prone and loses the rest of that action.

Dissatisfied with the stopgap measure of using the grease spell, the notorious Baykdoyre began to develop his own spell to ease his exploitation of halfling tradesmen’s entrances. After much experimentation, and no fewer than five trips to the healers with a ruptured halfling, he finally completed his experiments and came up with the perfect magical lubricant. When conjured, Baykdoyre’s ultimate lubrication can be chosen to be in one of these fruity flavours – grape, orange, mint or gooseberry. The lubricant produced is also desensitising making things a lot easier on the receiving party.
Baykdoyre’s successes not only lead to some limited personal fame and fortune, but also to the first successful halfling/ogre-crossbreeding incident. His fame and fortune were limited however, since not long after releasing his spell to the magical community he was arrested by the watch, no fewer than fifteen ruptured pixie bodies having been found in his home.
At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 2nd level or higher, add 10 minutes to the duration of the spell for each level above level 1.